Twitter users are having a field day hilariously editing Comey’s prepared remarks for Congress

The Senate Intelligence Committee posted ousted FBI Director James Comey’s prepared opening remarks Wednesday afternoon ahead of his scheduled hearing on Thursday, and some Twitter users immediately started having some fun.

The seven-page document details Comey’s interactions with Donald Trump from January until the president fired him in May.

Throughout the remarks, Comey uses colorful language to describe his in-person meetings and phone calls with Trump.


First of all, here are Comey’s actual prepared remarks:

James Comey Prepared SenateTestimony June 8 by Rebecca Harrington onScribd

James Comey Prepared SenateTestimony June 8Rebecca Harrington

Now you can see what Twitter users turned them into: