I tried 5 nonalcoholic spirits, and even though I don’t think they’re worth the money, the Amaretti passed for booze

The bottles are beautiful and would class up any drinks cabinet, regardless of what they taste like.

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The bottles are beautiful and would class up any drinks cabinet, regardless of what they taste like.
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  • I tried five nonalcoholic spirit drinks and honestly didn’t think any were worth the money.
  • Even though a few were pretty tasty, I couldn’t bring myself to pay the same as I would for an alcoholic bottle of spirit or cocktail.
  • Lyre’s Amaretti was the closest to its boozed-up brother, amaretto, though, and I’d recommend it as a passable nonalcoholic doppelgänger.
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Being “sober curious” is a growing lifestyle movement across the global drinking scene as millennials are spending less on alcohol than their predecessors. So much so, the number of “dry bars” popping up in cities typically known for their booze-fueled wild nights is starting to rise.

People are extending their “Dry January” ambitions well past the four-week challenge and are turning to brands like the artfully designed Seedlip to help plug the alcohol-free adult-drink gap.

Last month, I taste tested nonalcoholic beers and wine-style drinks to see whether they could replicate the attachment felt to our go-to tipples – but I decided not to stop there.

Spirits are usually the most potent alcohol category, and typically the most expensive per bottle for a standard brand. I would be let down if I paid the same for a nonalcoholic drink as I would an alcoholic one and it was a flop.

I tried five nonalcoholic spirits -refrigerated this time – to see whether they were worth splurging on. The bottles come with cocktail serving suggestions, but since I don’t pretend to be a mixologist, I stuck with a tonic-water mixer.


Our rigorous taste-test approach was slightly adapted for this experiment.

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With the lineup.
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It was still done blind (apart from clearly knowing which one was the warm brown faux-amaretto) and numbered, but I tasted each one neat first for a full hit of flavors then added tonic water as a mixer where it was necessary.


With one exception, all of the spirits were clear and didn’t have any distinguishing visual markers.

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Four glasses of clear liquid aren’t the most photogenic of drinks.
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There was also not much point in photographing each glass closely to see what the liquid consistency was like, as four of the five could pass as water.


5. SEEDLIP GARDEN 108: The smell for this nonalcoholic spirit was overwhelmingly woody and reminded me of a garden center.

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Like drinking liquefied leaves.
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The earthy smell and taste was strong for Seedlip’s Garden 108. It certainly lived up to its name “garden,” as all I could think about was plants. A large bottle will set you back $30 for 23.7 fl oz (£26), but they do minis at 6.8 fl oz for $18 (£12.99).


As you can see, the taste did not get better when tonic water was added.

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My face says it all, really.
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I know people who go nuts for this kind of morning-fresh-air taste, so this was down to my own preference. It’s for a grown-up palate for sure and might go down easier in a cocktail accompanied with other flavors. I did not dislike it, but I wouldn’t choose it. I certainly wouldn’t mistake it for a clear alcoholic spirit.

Score: 2/5


4. SEEDLIP GROVE 42: My immediate thoughts were “high-end spa” when I sniffed this drink.

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This is what a really good face mask smells like.
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It smelled fancy and expensive. Drinking it neat was not great, but it tasted so much better with a standard tonic mixer.


This was a step up from the Garden nonalcoholic spirit flavor.

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Better, but not great in my opinion.
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Same price and size option as the previous Seedlip choice, the larger bottle is $30 (£26). I could see this working well as a longer drink, though, rather than a short and sharp hit.

Score: 3/5


3. LYRE’S DRY LONDON SPIRIT: This tasted sherberty and rang a bell in my sense memory of childhood sweets.

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Light, sweet, and delicate.
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Lyre’s

I kept sipping this one as it teased my mind about what it reminded me of. The more I drank it (neat) the more I liked it. When I added the fizzy mixer, I realized it reminded me of parma violet sweets, but a less chalky version.


I’m a self-confessed sweetaholic, so prefer something that veers toward the sicklier end of the scale compared with botanical flavors.

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The Lyre’s Dry London Spirit is not a dupe for an actual G&T.
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A 23.6 fl oz bottle from BevMo for $35.99 (£20.95) is considerably lighter on the wallet than Seedlip, but looking at the ingredients label, this drink is basically all sugar and water (not that that’s a bad thing for taste). Being a “Dry London Spirit,” I was hoping it would taste more like a gin and tonic. Sadly it did not; however, it’s still delicious.

Score: 4/5


4. SEEDLIP SPICE 94: My favorite of the Seedlips was smokier in flavor than the others.

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As much as I liked it, I’m not sure I would pay $30 for a bottle.
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It still channeled an earthy tone but was more woodland-candle smell than straight-up shrubbery. Again at $30 (£26) a pop, these nonalcoholic spirits do not come cheap. It’s basically like paying for a bottle of spirit but without the bottled buzz.


I appreciate the art, science, time, and care that has gone into the Seedlip nonalcoholic spirits.

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This is the best of the Seedlip bunch.
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I understand that all of those things cost money, but I just couldn’t bring myself to pay the same amount I would for a bottle of the harder stuff. That said, I might be persuaded to treat myself to a nonalcoholic cocktail with this drink at a bar if I weren’t on the booze.

Score: 4/5


1. LYRE’S AMARETTI: For me, this nonalcoholic spirit bore the closest resemblance to its alcoholic counterpart.

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Lyre’s Amaretti is most like the real thing.
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Lyre’s

It smelled of sweet almond pastries (cherry bakewells, specifically) but without the note of alcohol that sometimes catches through the saccharine scent. Taste-wise, I was surprisingly blown away by how close the Lyre’s version presented to the alcoholic amaretto I know and love to put in my hip flask.


I really enjoyed the sugary hit followed by the warmer glow that balanced out the sweetness.

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Much like an amaretto, this drink is sweet and warm at the same time.
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The 23.6 fl oz bottles are available from BevMo for $35.99 (£23.99), which is a little easier to swallow.

Score: 5/5


My nonalcoholic spirit winner was Lyre’s Amaretti.

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The winning nonalcoholic spirit.
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None of the nonalcoholic spirits were undrinkable, and so this taste test purely came down to personal preference and what I feel is an affordable price.

In my book, a nonalcoholic spirit would have to be pretty special to fork out the same for something with an added buzz, and overall I don’t think they are worth the dollar.

But if you’re not drinking alcohol and enjoy the taste of amaretto, do yourself a favor and pick up a bottle or two.

You won’t regretti Lyre’s Amaretti.